a stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "let's talk. i've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
the little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "what would you like to talk about?"
"oh, i don't know", said the stranger. "how about nuclear power?" and he smiles.
'OK', she said. "that could be an intresting topic. but let me ask you a question first.
a horse, a cow and a deer, all eat the same stuff- grass- yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat potty, and a horrse produces clumps of dry grass. why do you suppose that is?"the stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, " hmmm, i have no idea."
to which the little girl replies,"do you really feel qualified to discussnuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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